when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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