for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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