I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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