i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Help. Why am I so naked?
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