i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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