We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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