Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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