South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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