Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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