help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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