his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
babies were throwing up all over the place
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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