i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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