Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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