quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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