I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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