That's intense
You surviving the open bar?
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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