Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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