She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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