then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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