Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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