she was so not down for the gang bang
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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