He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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