I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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