I can text with my tongue
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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