If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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