What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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