forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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