Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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