Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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