im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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