What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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