I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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