Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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