how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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