Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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