Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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