i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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