Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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