I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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