don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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