She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I want to fling myself into the sun
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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