and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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