Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm both gender and math confused
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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