yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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