WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
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I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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