She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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