I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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