Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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