I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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