It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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