I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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