Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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